As usual, Pike Day was a great success. Credit must be given to Scott Gallmeier, who, must've gone down the 70ft+ slip'n'slide more than anyone while serving as a great accelerant for others. Speeds of up to 88 mph were reached with the power of 1.21 JiggaScotts. Thanks also to alumnus Brian Edmonson for telling us how to make a double burrito slide which held up very well this year with the lack of jean shorts. It only ripped once, whereupon Kenton Hochstetler gave everyone a ride on Sheila, our awesome 1970 Mack Firetruck. Thanks to everyone who made this awesome Pike Day possible. Same time next year.